Ca sĩ: The Fringemunks Album: Bloody Rare

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iPad!
You ain't nothin'!
You ain't nothin'!

Steve Jobs's the man
He does most things right
But I'm not sure
'Bout this new device
You can only run
One app at a time
Screen's 4:3
Not 16:9

No Flash
No Cam
No HDMI

It's not a netbook,
Blackberry, or Droid
It looks like an iPhone
That's on steroids
I'm basing this
On that keynote feed
That Apple crowd
Claps at everything

Well they say the sky's the limit
For what Apple can do
But I'm rather disappointed
Should I wait for version 2

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
Come On, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!

With all the hype
I expected more
So why does it feel
Like a dinosaur
No SD slot
No USB
No GPS
Despite the 3G
The lowest you'll pay
In a 2-year data plan
359 dollars
and 76 cents
(plus tax!)

It looks better than the Kindle
And the processor has speed
But I don't wanna waste my money
Should I wait till version 3

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know it, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!

(Alrigh t, David Wu! Yeah! Woo!)

Not as bulky as a laptop
It's convenient on the go
But unless there's multitasking
I'm not spending any dough

On the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know it, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad) (Woo! Woo! Woo!)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It - You know it
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
You Know, You know, You Know, Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
So expect all the product placement soon
On the latest TV shows

It's the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad baby
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
You Know, You know, You Know, Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
So expect a few smirks here and there
Every time you take it out

It's the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad, Woo!
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad You Know It, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!