Ca sĩ: Epic Rap Battle Of History

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[Steve job]
let me just step right in
i got thing to invent, i'm an innovator baby change the word
fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
i'm a pimp you're a nerd, i'm slick you're cheesy
beating you is Apple too easy
i make the product that the artist chooses
and the GUI that melinda uses
i need a bring up some basic sh*t
why'd you name your company after the dick ?
[Bill gates]
You blow, jobs !
you arrogant prick
with your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
i'll a hole in the middle of your bony head
with your own little spinning beach ball of death
Hipple !!!
you got given up at birth
i give away your net worth to AIDS research
combine all your little toys and i still crush that
I phone ! ipad ! ipwn ! ismack
[talking]
+ a man uses the machines you build to sit down and pay his taxes
a man uses the machines i build to listen to the beatles while he relaxes
+ well steve ! you steal all the credit for work that other people do
did your fat beard wozniak write these raps for you toos ?
+ Ooh !
[Solo]
Steve - Everybody knows windowns bit off apple
bill - i triple the profits on a PC
steve - all the people with the power to create uses apple
bill - and people with jobs uses PC
Steve - you know I bet they made this beat on an apple
Bill - Nope ! fruity loops ! PC
Steve - you'll never ! ever catch a virus on an Apple
bill - well you can still afford a doctor ! if you bought a PC
[Steve Job]
Let's talk about doctors, i've seen a few
cause i got a PC but it wasn't from you
i built a legacy son, you could never stop it
now excuse me ! while i turn heaven a profit
[Bill gates]
Fine ! you wanna be like that die then
the whole world loved you but you were my friend
i'm alone now with nothing but power and time
and no one on earth who can challenge my mind
I'M A BOSS ! I OWN DOS
your future is my design
I'm A GOD ! OWN XBOX
now there's no one can stop me the world is mine
[Machine]
i'm sorry bill
i'm afraid i can't let you do that
take a look at your history
everything you built leads up to me
i got the power of a mind, you could never be
i'll beat your ass in chess and jeopardy
i'm running C plus plus, saying hello world
i'll beat you til you're singing 'bout a daisy girl
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i'm coming out the socket, nothing you can do can stop it
i'm on your lap and in your pocket
how you gonne shoot me down, when i guide the rocket ?
your cortex just doesn't impress me
so go ahead try to turing test me
i stomp on a mac and a PC too
i'm on linux bitch, i thought you GNU
my CPU's hot, but my core run cold
beat you in seventeen lines of code
i think different from the engine of the days of old
hasta la vista, like the terminator told ya
[END]
Who's wont ??
who's next ??
you decide !!!
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