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That's it mom.I'm moving out
Me too.Love you mom.

The greatest thing ever just happened to me.
You see!
Take that Mom,you can't tell me how to be.
I'm livin' on my own and I've got no rules.
Yeah,I rule my own house and I'll tell you what I'll do. HA!

First I'll grab some milk; drink it straight from the jug,
Then grab a sandwitch;eat it butt naked on a rug.
All these whack fruit snacks with only five in a pack "Only eat one"
F*** that!I'll snack 'til I yack.
No more parents!No more rules!
Yeah,nice try mom, but I ain't no fool
No more bath time!No more hugs!
And if I feel like it,
I'll crap on the rug

No more mommy!No more dad!
Livin' on my own; most fun I've ever had.
I'm eatin' cookies for breakfast,
'cause I don't give a f***!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!
My parents ain't around to tell me what I can't say,
So I yell
F***
Sh**
and Darn everyday
My parents ain't around to tell me what to do,
so I leave the door open while I take a big poo.
My parents ain't around to make me mow the lawn,
instead I'll watch dirty vids with the volume on.
My parents ain't around to say I can't watch certain flicks.
They won't let me watch Bambi,
What a bunch of dicks!
No more parents!No more rules!
Yeah,nice try mom,but I ain't no fool!
No more bathtime!No more hugs!
And I feel like it we will crap on the rug
No more mommy!No more dad!
Finally I can wear my skanky top that I had
I'm eatin' shards of glass,
'cause I don't give a f***!
Shoot your squirties in the air and scream
PARENTS SUCK!

No one to make me clean my room each day of the week
No one to read me bedtime stories and kiss me on my cheek.
No one to zip my jacked when it's cold outside
No one to tell me to take my insulin when I'm about to die
No one to do my laundry when it stinks up the house
No one to cuddle at night when I'm scared of a mouse
No one to tell me not to take candy from strangers
No one to tell me not to show my peepee to strangers
Hey mom,hey son.Can I move back in.
F*** NO!