Ca sĩ: doofenshmirzt & 2nd dimesion doofenshmirzt Sáng tác: Phineas and Ferb

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Do you want some rice pudding?
Blech, no, that's gross!
It was a test. Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become
The dominant race

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen. But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I've have both my eyes, y'know...
It's in this pouch
Ouch!

Do llamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right, he played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Ooh-wee-ooh
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me

Now that I've found you
We can be a duo That's right. Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays!

What's that, are we doing a TV show together? Oh no. It just sort of sounded like that. Well, I mean, we could. We should! Yeah, we'll see...